Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
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I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
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Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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