I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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