We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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