We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
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Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
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Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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