Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
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I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
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You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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