Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
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I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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