So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
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I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
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Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN