I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i think my mom watched the whole time
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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