How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
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Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
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