so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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