Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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