I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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