her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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