This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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