The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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