...so i touched it.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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