like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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