She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
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I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
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Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
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