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(219): View more from Indiana

The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes

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(530): View more from California

I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.

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(765): View more from Indiana

I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks

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(205): View more from Alabama

And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.

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(862): View more from New Jersey

Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.

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(740): View more from Ohio

It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf

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(845): View more from New York

Did you make it home alright?

(1-845): View more from New York

No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.

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