: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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