I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
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But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
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I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
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