I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
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Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
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Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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