I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
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I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
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I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Your topless pictures make me question reality
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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