You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
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it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
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Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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