I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
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The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
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of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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