I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
how does that bad decision feel?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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