Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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