Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Drake has all the answers
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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