i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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