Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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