Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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