I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Buhtt sex?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
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My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
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There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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