Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
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don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
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Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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