i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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