a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
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You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
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spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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