i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
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Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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