Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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