Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Sorry my hands just texted you
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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