its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
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They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
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Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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