walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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