quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
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His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
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I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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