I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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