In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
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Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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