i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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