OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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