I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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