The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
one two three fourrrrnication!
honey bunches of taint.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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