I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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