I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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