Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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