Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
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right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
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This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
My ass is underappreciated
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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