found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
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Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
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smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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