That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
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I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
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I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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