When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
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drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
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I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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