so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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