everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
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the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
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he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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